The Courteeners - That Kiss

Love it!

ugh i live in S***!!!!!!!

Ok I have lived in this dump called "The Ranch" for too long, 2 years to be exact. I am determined to move in August. I wish I could move sooner but I can't afford it till then.

We have had 4 different animals live here in the 2 years I've been here. 1 Great Dane, 1 Mastiff, 2 mangy stray cats. We currently have 1 stray cat residing with us, not my choice trust me. I have thrown the cat of the house several times but it keeps on coming back. I have been really close to driving to the pound and dropping it off. I find anyway I can to torture it like spraying it with Febreeze.  It's embarrassing to have friends over because the house reeks of cat piss! My roommate seems to think it's ok to let in strange cats but never be home to take of them.

Last item of business. If I have to look at a shit stained toilet seat one more time I might bust a cap, no joke!!!

 I don't know if the log collides on its way down to the bowl or what. The point is, clean up after your nasty ass.  I purposely keep windex in the bathroom with the hopes that he will clean up his mess, never happens. So who gets the pleasure of drowning the seat in windex? That would be me.

So these are just a couple of reasons I want to move!!! I don't know if I can last 3.5 months.

Pray for my sanity!

why????????

Quick question: Why do I like this show? It's pathetic!

phashun!

Well my life can return to normal. Since December my friend Katie I and some other peeps have been planning a Charity Fashion Show. It was a lot of work but so worth it. I had 7 pieces in the show, so I was super busy sewing, needless to say I won't be sewing for at least 2 months. The event was a big success and everyone that attended had a great time. I hope to be involved in something like this again it was so rewarding. Once we get more pics from the show I will make sure to post them.

30 before 30

Ok this week I went to Desi's b-day party and she inspired me once again. I really have been trying to make an effort to make goals in my life. Then at Desi's party she was talking about her list of 30 things she wants to do before shes 30. So I decided I so needed to do this. So here is my list!

1) Visit Auschwitz
2) Visit the Ten Boom house in Holland
3) Go to New York Fashion Week and attend at least 1 show while im there
4) See a broadway play
5) Learn to do a back handspring (I tried to learn on my mission but I was not successful)
6) Read the entire Bible (seriously who has read the bible)
7) Do humanitarian work in a 3rd world country
8) Go to the Holocaust museum in Washington DC.
9) Visit every temple in Utah
10) Graduate college
12) Conquer my fear of Hitler
13) Swim with Dolphins or Sea Turtles
14) Learn German or Hebrew or Yiddish
15) Go to the opera
16) Go to a symphony concert
17) Go on a hot air balloon ride
18) Decide on a major
19) Buy a California King Size Bed
20) Learn to act within my sphere of influence and stop worrying about things which are not within my control.
21) Live up to my own expectations and not everyone elses
22) Buy a new suit
23) Get out of credit card debt
24) Participate in a protest or ariot
25) Get a chin augmentation
26) Move out of Provo
27) Drive up the Pacific Coast Highway
28) Ride on a train for at least an hour
29) Try curry again
30) Ride an Elephant

One thing I hate . . . .

I cannot stand when people use the word "Jew" instead of using the correct word "you". I don't know if people that use "Jew" instead of "you" are trying to sound cute or funny. Newsflash, first of all its not cute and most importantly I find it very inappropriate. Ok I am sick of hearing people use it to say "I miss jew" just say "I miss you" for crying out loud!!!! PALEASEEEEE!!!

Kell on Earth

The woman above is Kelly Cutrone, this woman not only scares the bageebees out of me but also intrigues me. You may recognize this woman that is constantly in black from MTV's The City and The Hills where she has been "the boss" of Whitney Port and Lauren Conrad. She owns a very successful Fashion PR firm called People's Revolution.  Kelly is known for being a brutal boss, she does not put up with any shit. I could go on and on about this remarkably frightening fashion powerhouse. She now has her own show on Bravo called Kell on Earth. There has only been 2 episodes thus far but I am already hooked. I love it because it shows another side of the fashion industry. I would really like to work with for this witch and see if I could survive. I highly doubt I would last a day. Really check out her new show!