ugh i live in S***!!!!!!!

Ok I have lived in this dump called "The Ranch" for too long, 2 years to be exact. I am determined to move in August. I wish I could move sooner but I can't afford it till then.

We have had 4 different animals live here in the 2 years I've been here. 1 Great Dane, 1 Mastiff, 2 mangy stray cats. We currently have 1 stray cat residing with us, not my choice trust me. I have thrown the cat of the house several times but it keeps on coming back. I have been really close to driving to the pound and dropping it off. I find anyway I can to torture it like spraying it with Febreeze.  It's embarrassing to have friends over because the house reeks of cat piss! My roommate seems to think it's ok to let in strange cats but never be home to take of them.

Last item of business. If I have to look at a shit stained toilet seat one more time I might bust a cap, no joke!!!

 I don't know if the log collides on its way down to the bowl or what. The point is, clean up after your nasty ass.  I purposely keep windex in the bathroom with the hopes that he will clean up his mess, never happens. So who gets the pleasure of drowning the seat in windex? That would be me.

So these are just a couple of reasons I want to move!!! I don't know if I can last 3.5 months.

Pray for my sanity!