Thursday, May 20, 2010

the swedes may be socialists but they do know music!!!

the swedes have it going on . . . . well they may be socialists but. . .

*they are the home of

*nudism is totally legit and it's not sexual in any way, it's freedom

*they have an incredibly beautiful capital, Stockholm
LASTLY the best thing about the swedes is the amazing music that comes out of this beautiful country. Foreign music has invaded my bod. I am so over American bands. I had my Canadian and English phase but I am moving onto better things. 

For you music lovers here is a list of some of my current favorites out of Sweden:
*Loney, Dear
*Acid House Kings
*Emerald Park
*Those Dancing Days
*Jonas Game

check it

Saturday, May 8, 2010


Have I mentioned lately how much I love Kelly Cutrone? Ok it's been like 2 months. Kell has her own youtube channel. Everyone needs to subscribe to kellycutronetv.  So she drops the f bomb all the time but I still would lovvvve to become her 24 year old lover. She was born in 1967 so she's only about 19 years older than me, that's not too shabby. Every time I watch this video I laugh hysterically. The end of the video is the best, Kelly and Justine Bateman (Mallory from Family Ties) start head banging simultaneously. I honestly would like to try this via video chat. It looks incredibly asinine but fun. Any takers?

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

geography class is so dangerous!

As most of you know I have switched my major to geography. The bad thing about this is that I am constantly learning about the coolest places on earth. This week my greatest desire is to visit Canada. These are a couple places I want to visit in Canada:
Quebec is one of the oldest cities in North America and it has some beautiful architecture. It's so European!
Jasper National Park looks gorgeous!!!! My professor said that the clouds are insane. Its only 20 hours away. I am seriously considering taking a drive there by myself, stay a day, and drive back!!
The capital of Canada, Ottawa, looks divine. When I have a lover I would like to frolic along this waterway and picnic under the trees.
The Northern Lights speak for themselves!

Ok there are other things I'd like to see in Canada but here are some of the main attractions I will be visiting.

my curls are gone!!!

Over the past few months I have enjoyed having my head full of beautiful curls. At the current moment I am utterly devastated. The wench at Super Cuts ruined me!!! For some reason when ever I go get my haircut they never ever listen. Today I said please just take a little bit off the top (not a f'in inch)!!!!  This is my theory: these CHATTY CATHY HAIRSTYLISTS get to talking so much to you that they forget what you even asked them to do. Well luckily hair grows back and my hair grows back pretty quick. In the mean time I have to go around looking like I am 13 again. I cannot wait to have my curls back!!!!

Sunday, May 2, 2010

whip it!

Well my new addiction is rollerskating. Two months ago I went rollerskating at my friend Desi's B-Day party and I was shocked of how difficult rollerskating was compared to rollerblading.  I think part of the difficulty came from using the cheapest skates they had at the rink. I think in the past 2 weeks I have gone skating 4 times and my love for it is growing each day. 

I can now do a crossover like this chica.  It's fun because each time I go I get better.
Last Saturday we went to check out the tryouts for this roller derby league in Utah. I must say it was one of the funnest things I've done in a long time. Come to find out there is even a mens league in Utah. I thought I would be too small to be in Roller Derby. But after talking to Honey (the woman that runs the league) she explained that my height could be an advantage because I could maneuver around 300 pound men easily. So my new goal is to tryout for the mens league in a couple of months.  Honey said that if we practiced twice a week for a month or two we would become good enough skaters to tryout. 

P.S. If you haven't seen the movie Whip It, you need to, ASAP!